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Hi There, First up: Before I get down to today's message, I want to say a big Hello to Alex & Jared who emailed me with a couple of questions. Alex, I'll answer your question 'can you tell me how to arouse a girl?' in one of my up-coming messages. Jared, the 'real questions we should ask a women' are covered in Pandora's Box. But I will write some solid examples for email soon so stay tuned. The problem I face is some of the stuff has specific wording which is a bit too hot for email, and it would just end up getting junked by your ISP. That's why I link to my page in the messages I send. Thanks for writing in guys, I appreciate it. If anyone else has anything they would like to ask or share, you can just hit 'reply'. I read all messages and I'll pick out the best questions or tips and share them here. OK, moving on up... Today I want to talk about some unlucky guys that have a common condition I call 'femphobia'. It's a debilitating condition that effects the male reproductive organs. Basically, if you're a femphobia sufferer you probably ain't getting to use them! Femphobia is the fear of approaching women because a guy is scared sh-tless of being made to look like a dork if he gets shot down. Today I'm going to share my FAST FIX FOR FEMPHOBIA right here, just in case you know anyone who suffers with it. Here we go: DON'T BE INTIMIDATED - PERIOD. Women want men, and you'll never get near her panties unless you make some kind of initial approach. If you're unlucky enough to get shot down in flames then SO WHAT if your pride gets hurt? NOBODY DIES FROM THAT! You've lost nothing for trying and the more you do it, the more you'll learn to shrug these events off, even turning them around with a little humor like 'Mayday! This babe wants to miss out on getting on down and jiggy with me T O N I G H T!' Most of the time a chic will be glad you've noticed her, and that you had the balls to break the ice. The squeaky wheel gets the oil, so making a bit of a noise is a great way to get a bit of lubrication going. BUT BEWARE OF 'OBNOX-ITUS' 'Obnoxitus' is where a girl shows a guy polite initial interest, nothing more, but he moves way too fast, gets in the girls face and won't back off - getting the whole gig wrong. Being over confident and too quick off of the bat can come across as totally obnoxious to a girl, and that locks her legs shut to you. WHY ARE WOMEN SO COMPLICATED?! It's a fine balance between no approach, and too much of an approach, when moving in on a chic you want to bang. Maybe that's why some guys affectionately call their cars 'she' and 'her'? Get the tuning bad and she won't start up, she'll run rough, and you'll be lucky to get a ride out of her. Get the tuning right and she'll roar into life, pur like a kitten and ride like a dream. Here's the deal. You've got about five seconds to impress her while her inner 'should I sleep with this guy' app evaluates you. You've gotta make it count and nail the first impression. Cheesy lines like 'Get you're coat you've pulled' or 'I want to marry you, but I need to test you out in bed first' may work on easy women. But do you want to wake up with a painful burning in your privates that needs a trip to the clap clinic to fix? Now no disrespect to easy women btw. We all like to pump an easy chic once in a while, but going down on a woman that's had her bun buttered by a different guy every night is gonna taste a whole lot like you're blowing half the guys in town. That's a pretty ugly thought, right? To catch a quality girl, the kind that could become a keeper (or even your soulmate for life) takes a little luck and a lot of skill. I can't help you with the luck but i can help with my regular tips on this site so stay tuned and keep it real. X.A | ||||
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